Dong Food?

The title of this webpiece necessitates explanation and elaboration
before Summary Thought is given:

NOTE:

All pertinent and appropriate Scripture passages below consist of one of many possible RSV-based paraphrases

Proverbs 4:16 =

16 Selfish and self-centered, do-not-care-about-the-well-being-of-others, female exhibitionists cannot sleep unless they have wrongfully exposed themselves in mixed-gender general-public view; they are robbed of sleep unless they have made someone lewdly and promiscuously stumble.

Proverbs 24:11-12 =

11 = Rescue those who are being seduced by random-and-usually-anonymous, non-solicited-and-non-wanted-and-non-asked-for, indecent-conduct/public-nuisance, female-human, loose-long-haired/back-of-head-single-ponytail-devoid mopheaded hairstyle . . . naked-bared-arms sleeveslessness . . . nude-legs-in-shorts or shortened-skirt or slitted-skirt slackslessness . . . and/or sockless-feet-in-sandals, adulterously-seductive-having-non-deniable-effect incitement to porn-and-masturbational-self-sodomy and/or masseuse/escort prostitution-or-equivalent sexual immorality mortality-headed defilement; hold back those who are stumbling to random-and-usually-anonymous, non-solicited-and-non-wanted-and-non-asked-for, indecent-conduct/public-nuisance, female-human, loose-long-haired/back-of-head-single-ponytail-devoid mopheaded hairstyle . . . naked-bared-arms sleeveslessness . . . nude-legs-in-shorts or shortened-skirt or slitted-skirt slackslessness . . . and/or sockless-feet-in-sandals, adulterously-seductive-having-non-deniable-effect incitement to porn-and-masturbational-self-sodomy and/or masseuse/escort prostitution-or-equivalent sexual immorality mortality-headed-defilement slaughter.

12 If you say: "Hey, I am not trying to entice all who I would not want to have sex with anyway (and who would not want to have sex with me) but aroused by my immodesty by me craving to show off my body as a debatably-"pretty" despicable sex object acquiescing to the satanic fashion styles of perverts requiring me to either dress to mindlessly tantalize hapless male victims or else get judgmentally criticized and shunned by those warm-weather-immodesty-advocating perverts . . . and I did not know that I was being a ludicrous and repulsive sexual-harassment irritation" -- does not He who weighs the heart perceive it? Does not He who keeps watch over your soul know it, and will He not requite woman according to her wicked lascivious-exhibitionist shenanigans?

Isaiah 30:1 =

1 "Woe to the rebellious teen-and-older-gals exhibitionists," says the LORD, "who carry out a irrationalizing-with-warm-weather-excuse misdress-in-mopheadedness-or-arms-baring-sleeveslessness-or-legs-baring-slackslessness-or-exposing-parts-of-bare-feet-in-noisy/flappy-flipflop-sandals plan, but not mine; and who make an quasi-illegal-immodest-in-mixed-gender-general-public-view league with demons of exhibitionism-exacerbated lust -- but not of my Spirit, that they may add sin to sin."

Jeremiah 6:15 and 8:12 =

6:15 Were they ashamed when they committed warm-weather-exhibitionist abomination? No, they were not at all ashamed; they did not know how to blush. "Therefore they shall fall among those who fall; at the time that I punish them, they shall be overthrown," says the LORD.

8:12 Were they ashamed when they committed inciting-to-lust-with-athletic-shorts abomination? No, they were not at all ashamed; they did not know how to blush. "Therefore they shall fall among the fallen; when I punish them, they shall be overthrown," says the LORD.

Jeremiah 18:15 =

15 But my people have forgotten Me; they - in senseless and non-thinking habitual warm-weather annual ritualism - flaunt their mopheadedness/naked arms/nude legs/sockless feet in sandals putridity; they have stumbled in their dress-for-visual-lust ways, rejecting the old-tyme-nun/burka/puritan-pioneer/Old-West ancient roads of decent attire, and have gone into deviant flaunt-naked-body-parts-traditionally-fully-covered sideroads to Hell - not the disciplined-in-consistent-modesty highway to Heaven.

Ezekiel 4:7-15 =

7 "And you shall set your face toward the siege of Jerusalem, with your arm bared; and you shall prophesy against the indecently-hairstyled/sleevesless/slacksless/socksless female exhibitionists in the churches and grocery and convenience stores and gas service stations and libraries and schools and shopping centers and whatever of the towns and cities.
8 And, hey, I will put cords upon you, so that you cannot turn from one side to the other, until you have completed the days of your siege.
9 And take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt, and put them into a single vessel, and make bread of them. During the number of days that you lie upon your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it.
10 And the food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; once a day you shall eat it.
11 And water you shall drink by measure, the sixth part of a hin; once a day you shall drink.
12 And you shall eat it as a barley cake, baking it in their sight on human dung."
13 And the LORD said: "Thus shall the warm-weather-immodest-in-general-public-view people of America and elsewhere worldwide eat their bread unclean, among the nations where I will drive them."
14 Then I said: "Ah Lord GOD! Hey, I have never defiled myself; from my youth up until now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has foul flesh come into my mouth."
15 Then He said to me: "OK, I will let you have cow's dung instead of human dung on which you prepare your bread."

Habakkuk 2:15 =

15 Woe to her who makes her purity-minded neighbors drink of the cup of her lurid-and-lewd-exhibitionism-of-her-exposed-body-parts quasi-insane lunacy, and makes them drunk with non-asked-for/non-solicited/non-wanted lust, to gaze on their consequential-sexual-aberrations shame!

Malachi 2:8 =

8 "But you have turned aside from the always-dress-in-nun-like/burka-like modesty way; you have caused many men (and even women!) to stumble by your "there-is-nothing-wrong-being-proud-of-and-showing-off-my-sexy-body/get-your-own-mind-out-of-the-gutter/if-you-do-not-like-viewing-me-indecently-misattired-turn-away-and-do-not-look/guys-like-seeing-me-show-off-my-God-given-vain-beauty-body-parts-which-is-nothing-to-be-ashamed-of" lurid instruction; you have corrupted the covenant of Levi," says the LORD of hosts.

Matthew 5:28-30 =

28 But I say to you that every female human who forces boys and men to look at her indecently-exposed body lustfully has already committed adultery against them in her heart.
29 If your immodest friends cause you to sin, leave them or kill them; it is better that you lose your Devil-suckholing friends suggesting you be immodest than that your whole body be thrown into Hell.
30 And if your social media or internet or TV summer-styles-and-fashion brainwashing propaganda causes you to sin, unsubscribe, pull the plug, delete the files, or discard the whole thing completely and toss it away; it is better that you lose your in-print or on-screen immodest-suggestiveness trash than that your whole body go into Hell.

Matthew 18:6-10 =

6 Whoever causes one of these little or larger purity-eyesight-desired-and-content-with-seeing-adequately-clothed-persons ones who believe in Me to lustfully sin because of mopheaded or sleevesless or slacksless or socksless female public immodesty, it would be better for her to have a great millstone fastened round her neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
7 Woe to the world for temptations to lustfully sin because of being forced to view non-solicited female mopheadness or naked-female arms or nude-female legs or socksless female-feet-in-sandals immodesty, because it is necessary that pervert temptations come, but woe to the woman by whom the temptation comes!
8 And if your female-human mopheaded hair or naked arms or nude legs or socksless feet causes others to lustfully sin, cut them off and throw them away; it is better for you to enter life bald or maimed or lame than with head hair or two hands or two legs or two feet to be thrown into Outer Darkness within the Eternal Fire.
9 And if your immodest-craving eyes and ears and whatever else above your vile-and-filty asinine neck causes you to sin, put a gun to your head and blow your brains out; it is better for you to enter life handicapped than to be thrown suspended nude into the invisible flames of the Lake of Fire.
10 See that you do not despise one of these very-modest burka-or-nun-attired little and larger ones, because I tell you that in Paradise their angels always view and appreciate the face of my Father who is in Heaven.

Mark 9:42-48 =

42 "Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me and my doctrine of absolute and perpetual modesty in public to sin, it would be better for her if a great millstone were hung round her neck and she was thrown into the sea.
43 And if your nude-arms-in-sleeveslessness cause you to sin, cut them off; it is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go to Hell, to the unquenchable fire.
45 And if your bare-feet-in-sandals cause you to sin, cut them off; it is better for you to enter life lame than with two feet to be thrown into Hell.
47 And if your exhibitionism-craving head causes you to sin, chop it off; it is better for you to enter the kingdom of God decapitated than to be thrown into Hell,
48 where the worm does not die, and the fire is not quenched."

Luke 17:1-2 =

1 And He said to His disciples: "Temptations to lustfully sin, imposed by female public immodesty, especially during seasonably warmer weather, are sure to come; but woe to her by whom they come!
2 It would be better for her if a millstone were hung round her neck and she were thrown into the sea, than that she cause one of these little and bigger guys to lustfully sin.

Summary Thought =

Some might ask me:

"With all the indecently-immodest mopheadedness, naked-armed sleeveslessness, nude-legs-in-shorts-or-shortened-or-slitted-skirts slackslessness, and socksless bare-feet-in-noisy-flip-flopping-sandals feces - particularly during warmer weather - having been randomly and relentlessly and incessantly shoved down your proverbial non-soliciting throat, you STILL crave sex?"

My answer:

"When we have been forced to swallow immodest-female-human excrement walking dogs or jogging or biking along the roadways causing a dangerous public safety hazard regarding distracted driving, we are not hungry anymore . . . unless we have a bowel movement."

Romans 2:23-24 =

23 You who boast in the decent-public-attire Law, do you dishonor God by disobeying anti-public-nuisance/anti-indecent-conduct non-Ceremonial Civil/Moral Law?
24 because, as it is written: "The name of God (and both Christians and Christianity in general) is blasphemed (and ridiculed) among the worldly because of you and your pagan/heathen/hedonistic publicly-immodest-during-warm-weather indecency."

Romans 14:15-17 =

15 If your brother is being injured by you as a female human being pornographically misdressed during warm weather, you are no longer walking in love. Do not let what you mis-wear cause the ruin of one for whom Christ died.
16 So do not let your good body be spoken of as visually-abusive slut-like/whore-like immodest evil.
17 because the kingdom of God is not carelessly or thoughtlessly displaying female mopheadedness (i.e. loose long hair hanging below mouth-level or at a erotic slant across the forehead) nor pseudo-"innocently" flaunting naked female arms nor nude female legs nor socksless female feet in sandals in mixed-gender general public view. . . but instead totally-nude-modelling-sex-during-marriage-only decency-oriented righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit.

Ephesians 4:17-24 =

17 Now this I affirm and testify in the Lord, that you must no longer live as mopheaded or sleevesless or slacksless or socksless hedonistic and heathen female pagans do, in the futility of their corrupt minds;
18 they are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance and stupidity that is in them, due to their own deliberate hardness of heart;
19 they have become callous and have given themselves up to porno mis-attire licentiousness, greedy to practice every kind of semen-ejaculated-outside-of-marriage-caused uncleanness.
20 You did not so learn Christ! --
21 assuming that you have heard about Him and were taught in Him, as the complete-and-consistent modesty-in-general-public-view theological truth is in Jesus.
22 Put off (i.e. undress) your old nature which belongs to your former manner of life and is corrupt through deceitful publicly-immodest lusts,
23 and be renewed in the spirit of your minds,
24 and put on (i.e. dress up in) the new nature, created after the likeness of God in true righteousness and holiness.