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EXODUS 20:15 [partial paraphrase] = You shall not steal, or shoplift, or whatever it is called, at CVS.
EXODUS 22:7 [partial paraphrase] = If a person delivers to CVS goods to sell to customers, and a shoplifting thief steals some of those goods out of the store, then if the thief is found, that person shall pay double.
LEVITICUS 19:11 = You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another.
PROVERBS 6:30-31 [partial paraphrase] = Do not Minneapolis Police and others despise a shoplifting thief at CVS if that thief steals to satisfy their own appetite when they are hungry?
And if they are caught, the shoplifting thief will pay sevenfold, and give all the goods of their residence.
MATTHEW 5:29-30 [partial paraphrase] = If your thieving eye or thieving hand causes you to shoplift at CVS, cut them off and throw them away: it is better to enter Life blind or maimed rather than be thrown into the Hell of Fire for stealing.
JOHN 10:1 [partial paraphrase] = [Jesus said:] One who does not pay for selected CVS items at the checkout counter with the cashier is a thief and a shoplifter subject to prosecution, detention, and given a Trespassing Violation Order to stay out of the store for one year or else be arrested, booked, and jailed with a permanent police record disaffecting their future employment and more for the remainder of their lives.
JOHN 10:10 [partial paraphrase] = [Jesus said:] The loveless shoplifting thief stealing stuff into their purse or pocket or backpack or whatever, slying slinking out of CVS past the cashier (which despicable thief endangers job security of the guard at CVS, the CVS clerks, the CVS managers, and disgraces CVS customers who pay the cashier) comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they have life, abundantly.
EPHESIANS 4:28 [partial paraphrase] = Have the shoplifting thief no longer steal anything at CVS, but instead labor, doing honest work with their hands, so that they give to those in need.
FIRST PETER 4:15 = But have none of you suffer as a murderer, or thief, or wrongdoer, or mischief-maker . . .